Haiku on Financial Crisis

By Urban Dirt.

From him:
The Nikkei crashes. A worthless broker bullshits: "it's all sentiment"

Say it right!

Did you say homage? I thought it was home-age, it's not. It's aum-ij or haum-ij.

The Market

Well, it is a market.

And here's what I found in the Saturday Salcedo Bazaar.

Looks delicious!

Can I save money by unplugging appliances?

Yes.

How much? Probably just 10USD per year, based on research by Cecil Adams on Straight Dope.

Am I glad I read this! I used to think that unplugging actually saves loads of electricity because each time I unplugged the airconditioner, it would give a sound --and I thought this meant that electricity had been running through it and my unplugging it caused some rotors to stop moving.

Better rates for JPY!

SBI offers 0.57% p.a. for 1 month JPY Time Deposit.
What a wonderful rate!

Caveat: Not covered by deposit insurance

How to handle people

1- To get people to leave you alone --just have a "bad mood" kind of face --ooh and people don't know what they're doing.

2- When talking to the police

3- Habits of happiness! Watch a biochemist turned monk and he's a French male :-)

4- What we didn't know about fund managers

5- 10 who predicted this meltdown

Just like in Matrix

Pranav Mistry's Sixth Sense device.

>>>>>>

Some days are like this. Fun and funny. I'm talking to someone and he/she doesn't get it at all.